Yes... This was random >>

Loren: -dials the phone number- Be awake be awake don't be playing pokemon goddmanit....
Matt:............................WHAT?! GOD, I'M ABOUT TO CATCH THE FINAL POKEMON IN SINNOH! D<
Loren: .... Orly? Well, fuck that. Fuck you. D8<
Matt: D: W-Well...you mom...can fuck you. What do you need??
Loren: Chris. You told him I LIKED him. What the hell? D8< I mean...
Matt: Oh...That...Haha...I don't remember anything like th--NOOOOO!!! IT GOT AWAY!!!! I BLAME YOU!!!!
Loren: You always blame me! If I you were here right now I would hit you!! How can you not remember that??
Matt: Well, he needed to know! You know all those stories that I read! The uke always has to know! ANd I'm that one that brings you two together! And Edward's that rival for love!
Loren: ... Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus... He would never love me. I'm too... whore-like...
Matt: Weeell...You never knooooow~ He could love you~ And Edward doesn't like Matt like that. I've been bribing Edward to get his hearts up. Then he could run to you and then there would be that moment! That moment...when I'm in the window recording!
Loren: ... You've been bribing Edward? Matt! That's... terrible! Chris... You can't put him through that! Fuck... Matt. That's low. This Edward person must be a real jack-ass... Just like you. D<
Matt: D: I-I-I calm down....I'm not Serious! About the Edward part. D= God, you're so uptight. I've been watching Edward. Edward's actually really into Chris...But there's something wrong with Edward...
Loren: Th-thank god... D8< Wait, I'm not uptight!! But... what's wrong with Edward?
Matt: Uuuhhh...You know how I do my investigation. I investigated Edward Secret-Agent Style. And he usually two times on his lover and some of the past lovers have had bruises. They didn't have them before they dated Edward, and they haven't dated after Edward dumped them...
Loren: Jesus... Wait... Waitwait... Edward Andrews? Is that who you're talking about?
Matt: Yes, we're talking about Edward Andrews. Why? You know him personally?
Loren: Ahaha... yeah.... personally... -totally slept with him-
Matt: ..........Loren? Did you sleep with him too? ><
Loren: Maybe. Maaaaaaybe. It is a possibility. Yes.
Matt: -facepalm- Uuuh...You are a moran...You slept with the person that is now your rival for love...
Loren: Well, he wasn't back then!! D8< ... I can see why Chris likes him though... Edward...
Matt: Well, you slept with him...You saw something in him, and now Chris as too...I feel bad for yo--STOP RUNNING AWAY!!!
Loren: I didn't really see anything in him. He was just kinda there. And drunk. And if you squinted your eyes and tilted your head he kinda looked like Chris.
Matt: -facepalm- Do you always see Chris when you sleep with people?
Loren: The men, anyway... SHUT UP I'M NOT OBSESSED.
Matt: Suuuuure....Then why do you see him when you sleep with all the guys?
Loren: ... Because... Because... I hate you. >////< Fuck you.
Matt: You love me~! Don't worry! I'll help YOU two get together.
Loren: I don't want Chris with me!! I just want... him to... be happy.
Matt: But...being with Edward won't make him happy. TRUST me...
Matt: TRUST Creeperfish
Loren: Neither will be being with me! ... And I don't want to. D8 That picture that your friend drew still haunts my nightmares
Matt: Hahahaha. But still...You don't know what Matt will be happy with. Only he does...
Matt: WHERE ARE YOU CALLING ME FROM?!
Loren: ... Chris's house. In his bathroom. On my cell phone.
Matt: ....DON'T YOU SEE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!
Loren: .... Maybe. Maybe not... -sweating, thinking: SHIT-
Matt: GO OUT THERE AND TALK TO HIM! D< HE'LL THINK YOU'RE HANDLING YOUR WIIMOTE!
Loren: D8 W-wiimo--- Jesus Christ, you're creepy. Whatever. Seeya. -hangs up and leaves the bathroom-

It was my man self, her man self, and another one of my friend's man selves xD We had fun.